LolaInProgress on DeviantArthttps://www.deviantart.com/lolainprogress/art/Tessa-Testarossa-182260535LolaInProgress

Deviation Actions

LolaInProgress's avatar

Tessa Testarossa

Published:
8.1K Views

Description

Photo :iconhexlord:
Tessa :iconlolainprogress:


Haha yeah I'm uploading all over the place :XD:


Other:
Image size
1072x712px 150.18 KB
Make
NIKON CORPORATION
Model
NIKON D300S
Shutter Speed
2147483/2147483628 second
Aperture
F/2.8
Focal Length
85 mm
ISO Speed
200
Date Taken
Sep 12, 2010, 1:13:39 PM
© 2010 - 2024 LolaInProgress
Comments49
Join the community to add your comment. Already a deviant? Log In
GokuMartin's avatar
Tessa Testarossa: How did manage to contact me? This is a restricted MITHRIL frequency!

Hiro Hamada: Spare me your "men in black" speech, Agent Testarossa. I'm rich, smart, and have friends in high places.

Tessa Testarossa: What do you want, Hamada?

Hiro Hamada: Your MITHRIL scientists achieved what my father and my brother only dreamed of...reverse-engineering Pym Particles.

Tessa Testarossa: So?

*Hiro Hamada pulls out a piece of paper freshly printed from his computer and reads it*

Hiro Hamada: "Hank Pym has mastered a technology that can change the size of objects. As a super-genius, Hank clearly understood the importance of his invention. He didn't want it to be used as a weapon, but as a good guy, he was morally compelled to use it to solve the world's problems.

And of course he didn't.

Had Pym decided to act like the virtuous super-scientist he claims to be, he would have used this technology to solve global problems like hunger and homelessness. Blight strike your crop this season? Super-size one burrito to feed literally thousands of people. No house? Make one out of Lincoln Logs and stand back. Global warming starting to become a real issue? Raising fewer livestock would improve our greenhouse gas emissions by leaps and bounds."

*Hiro Hamada puts down the paper*

Hiro Hamada: So, what's your excuse, Agent Testarossa? You finally managed to achieve what my family has tried to achieve for decades...you've managed to replicate Pym Particles...and you use it to fight terrorists and play bodyguard for a Whispered, when you could have used it to change the world for the better!

Tessa Testarossa: I'm sorry, but we do things a little different in Japan. We don't have costumed jackasses running around punching crime in here. MITHRIL, the Tuatha de Nadann, they are all it stands between Japan and total annihilation. I'm not some Americanized kid genius with flights of fancy. I'm a goverment agent, and the scientists in my employ are military scientists. Now do me a favor and never call me again.